Hangzhou Lovin'

Alf — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:35:37 +0000

Bad ass Uyghar lute player

小i is pretty fun

Alf — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 22:07:24 +0000

Foot Nipple, Motherfucking FOOT NIPPLE

I’ve decided to start blogging again.

Alf — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 21:24:19 +0000

you’re welcome

Alf — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 18:29:38 +0000

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Alf — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:00:37 +0000

dulce et decorum est…

Alf — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:17:22 +0000

我觉得我应该开始写一个中文博客。我的中文慢地提高，其实每个年比前年好一点点。我学中文的大问题是我学新词然后会很快多忘记了。这个情况可能是因为我没有用哪些新词，所以很容易可以忘记了。在这个博客，我该一个星期写三个中文文章，我可以快地提高我中文水平。这些文章的内容肯定很无聊，其实我妈不会看得懂，我可能会水些个有意思的故事。比如我打死了那个小姐的是猴。我不知道她为什么问我喜不喜欢phil collins，然而我以后需要切她了。

我开玩笑，我真得很喜欢phil collins

Alf — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:07:49 +0000

I have a letter published in the exile, my life is complete.

Free Sex and Shanghai*

Alf — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 18:59:20 +0000

Bring Chinabounder to the worm bosum of the Sinosplice network!
Seriously, assholes like this need to get a hobby, like internet porn or something.#

*not that there is any free sex in shanghai, they’ll make you pay, oh yes they’ll make you pay…
#Link is to a Chinese psychologist’s blog in which he whines about how white men get laid more than him, pathetic.

read this metafilter thread if you are confused

Alf — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:26:24 +0000

Just kidding about that Mujahedin thing! Jesus and George W Bush are A-OK!

Alf — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 22:18:58 +0000

the author as a mujaheden