“I like Chinese culture, Chinese food and above all Chinese women. They are beautiful.”

A bried history of hotties, Yo, The Hawkzullah knows what’s up.

14 Responses to “”

  1. jo Says:

    hey, am just a visitor.
    do you or any of your friends wanna learn chinese?
    am in hangzhou.
    sorry for being abrupt

  2. Alf Says:

    you hot?

  3. Jennifer Says:

    So what’s up with the hate between you and Ben?

  4. Alf Says:

    that bitch won’t add me as a friend on myspace, OMG

  5. rehmy Says:

    the best part about chinese women is that when your at a loud bar you can get real close to their faces when they talk to you… because you don’t have to worry about bumping into their flat noses.

    also, i can empathize with ben. I wouldn’t want some rock molesting, godless, red fro havin punk as a friend on myspace.

    liqour before beer in the clear

    beer before liquor never been sicker

    beer before liquor before more beer, gives me the Fear. head but some parking meters bitches, wanted a piece of me.

  6. rehmy Says:

    also jo has an inordinate fear of the self referential pronoun “I”. I wouldn’t look for linguisitic advice from them any sooner than i would from my dyslexid ass

  7. fuzz Says:

    rehm, stop telling people that you talk to chinese women at bars, or any women at bars, or any women period. we all know what’s up, no need for the charade here.

  8. rehmy Says:

    FUUUZZZZYYY!!!!

    why don’t you return my calls, baby?

    also it’s true, i don’t talk to chinese women at bars. I just hide under tables, licking up spilled beer, because i can’t afford to buy my own drinks. But one time when I peeked out from underneath a table i saw a guy talking real close to a chinese girl, and he had no nose bumping problems what so ever.

    Also, fan, don’t call me right now, my phone got jacked. i’m getting a new one. will email you the details. also sorry for the derogatory comments towards chinese people. I’m just acting out my frustration at my inability to surround myself with enough shiny baubles to keep the pretty ones interested.

  9. alf Says:

    y’all should get a blog

  10. rehmy Says:

    no, i like yours

  11. alf Says:

    My 4 year long experiment to have a blog with zero readers has failed miserably

  12. Gina Says:

    Hello,Alf,I am Gina,how are u??when you come back chinese??????

  13. Gina Says:

    i feel so angry today!!!!!!!!!

  14. Alf Says:

    why are you angry?

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