113695915003802974

So I was gonna buy a new Chinese english electronic dictionary, but then I realised I was a freaking genius and Web 2.0 master so I just used the super power of the W3. First I go the google translation page, or this online chinese dicitonary, then I go over to this page which will produce the voice of a sexy chinese female saying anything I want. Try this one out from Nelly’s hot song, “it’s getting hot in here”!

我:这里越来越热(很热)
就都脱衣服吧
她:我好热,我要脱衣服!

5 Responses to “113695915003802974”

  1. habib says:

    so, what happened to the website? and the comments? where are you living now?

  2. alf says:

    The stiff got ported over to a new hosty thingy, but I am not dead, in fact I am now indesturctable, as I have been trained by bob johnson in open water survival and underwater helicopter egrees training. His dad survived 199 days trapped in a raft, was resucued, only to have that helicopter go down and he was in the water for another 300 days when he was saved by a passing philipino ambrigris scavenger.

    when I figure out what my password is, i’ll post

  3. John says:

    Alf,

    I recommend you “figure out your password” by reading the e-mail I sent you last week which contains your username and password.

  4. alf says:

    yeah, i tried that it didn’t work

  5. habib says:

    good old alfy. i suppose this means you’re not coming back to the twin cities anytime soon. well, if you do, i gotta couch you can crash on, and beer in the fridge.

    now fucking post!

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