So the new york times has decided to make it’s op-ed page even more sucktacular by hiring this idiot named JOHN TIERNEY. Just look at his smirking face is enough to make you want to kick him in the spleen. Usually I avoid reading his article all together, but for some reason I decided to read his most recent attempt Good News Bears. I was inspired to write this email to him:
to: tierney
subject: Special ed?
I am dumber after reading your article about polar bears and global
warming. Are you retarded? Is that why the new york times pays you to
write op-ed pieces? Seriously, I want to know how you could have
written something using 2nd grade reasoning skills and still get it
published in our nations most important newspaper. Or maybe you just
give great head?
Alf Hickey