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Stealing an idea from russell, I am going to start a list of blog topics, and I’ll post about them all the time so my army of readers will be satiated!
Here’s the topics!
1. Drunk posts, which have been sadly missing since the glory days of the blog(man I was really obsessed with chinese girls back then, good thing my yellow fever has been replaced by AMANDA fever)
2. Inciteful political commentary
3. musing about 中文
4. Whiny shit about my life
5. Arty pictures, (cause i’m arty)
6. bitching about how stupid my kids are, (just kidding students, I love you all!)
7. Meta-blog comments. (If you don’t know what that means you suck)
So I’m not drunk, but I’ll try to give you a taste of all the other catergories.
2. Wow bush is moron, who woulda thunk it!
3. Chinese is hard, I still can’t say the tones, fuck
4. So doug just came to visit, and he promptly got fired from his first job, but that dosn’t matter because he is a whiey and can use his powers of oppresion to force a job out of the locals. Dougs from minneapolis and once read this book, which is quite a task, but so is drinking a case of beer and i don’t know if doug can do that, but he cleaned my room and broke my toilet so he is that kind of guy.
5. Robot Nipple
6. I tried to teach my kids about psychology today, i think one girl found it interesting, i tried to teach them freudian dream analysis, which is pretty simple if you have any bullshit skills, alas thay did not and seemed to take their partner’s dreams at face value. (A dream about eating a pile of chocalate does not mean that your partner like chocalate, it means they have problems dealing with sublimation during the anal stage of development and if they are male is an obvious sign of homosexual tendancies!)
7. Well as I have started writinng this post 4 times only to have it magically disapear, because fucking mozilla can’t open a new fucking window, I have concluded that firefox should bend over and take a big dick from bill gates. The fucking program is bloody glitchy as shit it can’t read unicode my page loads wriong half the time it sucks.