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For those of you who can’t read chinese, here is the version in english, from dictionary.com
This is my first Chinese posting. In order to practice my Chinese, I must use this to record from. Sorry, my Chinese very bad. I want to tell you me first day in Hangzhou. Accurately speaking that, causes this day evening.
This day I arrived Hangzhou with the friend wealth. He is called “the fallen leaf”. We must go look at Xihu. Very many people said Xihu is the most attractive place in China. We have other friend to live in the Hangzhou very long time, he calls “big”, he leads us to go to Xihu. We along Xihu take a stroll. “Oh, good is attractive!” The fallen leaf said. “America has died!” I said. We once have not seen the such attractive place. The moon produces an inverted image in Xihu aquatic, behind Xihu has very many mountains. We realized to this is a specially good place.
We arrived in a bar. Inside likes very lively. We were very thirsty. Big said “this bar is very good, we may go in drink several bottles of beer.” We open the gate, in the bar have very many people, the Chinese, the foreigner, also has very many beautiful women. I also buy see the Chinese beautiful women. The fallen leaf had not seen, “they are more attractive than Xihu!” He said. We sit, buy several bottles of beer, has a look the person.
A girl looks at our very many orders. He likes an attractive fox. Big must go conveniently. He returns to our table time, this girl said “how are you? 帅哥. . . ”
He is very surprised, she said “please drinks the beer with me” big already to have an attractive girlfriend but he to know I do not have the girlfriend with the fallen leaf. He said “the sentiment sits the fox girl and her friend with ours friend” comes us the table. Big tells the fox the girl he to have a girlfriend, she very disappointed. I try with her to chat, but she likes bored. I thought I than a commander-in-chief.
No matter how, the fox girl’s friend does like the fallen leaf. She likes an Italian girl. She teaches the fallen leaf a dice game. If the fallen leaf has lost, this girl nips him. The fallen leaf has not known this game, therefore he has lost very many orders. I thought this girl is very good. The fallen leaf cannot say Chinese, I can say a spot, therefore I work as translator. The fallen leaf said “Why does she keep biting me?” I ask her, she said “he is really lovable ha!” I tell the fallen leaf “she says you are cute.” He said “well tell her to stop.” I tell the girl which nips, “he also thought you are lovable.” Then she nips the fallen leaf again. “goddamn it, I thought you told her to stop!” He said.
Nips the girl asks me, “he does not like?” “He likes but him also wanting to eat you” I to say. “He cannot nip me! Only female also can nip the boy, the boy cannot eat the girl “I to tell the fallen leaf him not to be able to nip her. The fallen leaf said “what the hell? You were supposed to tell her to stop!” Nips the girl said “good is lovable!” Also nips the fallen leaf the finger.
At that time we first evening in Hangzhou. . . “