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Damn bought a new bike this semester and the damn thing broke already.
Now last year I had a bike that broke down all the time, but it was old; it had charecter; it had been through the long march where it had carried a codiened up Mao through the jungle on many of his secert missions to get information from (babelicous) KMT agents; it was the one peice of stell that survived the great leap forward because lie feng used it to haul piles of rice to poor starving villages before he got ran over by a car; During the cultural revulatio it rode over the backs of countless backs of capitolist roaders; after that mess was done with it went down to Shen Zhen and was used by deng xiao ping to tour the new metropolis; It had a lsight dark period after that, it was used by herion smugglers to get herion into Henan, and the needles they brought had AIDs; Then it had a renaissence as my chariot, as i flew past the toiling masses evading death at every turn.
But my new bike, eh, it’s boring.
unrelated: Maddox is right about this