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mmm, So I’m thinking I gt to post somethin to get the below post off the main page, Since, contray to what I posted below I still think I do have at least a ghst of a chance with the girl I asked to bed me. (dui bu qi ting ting, wo kai wan xiao :))
What t d what t d. If yu havn’t noticed the “o” key on my new computer is rather scetchy so, if I miss some o’s thats the reason. I guess I can talk abut my life and blather on and what not.
I had a fairly interesting class today. I did a class that is always succesful, “what is the ideal man or women.” The students are surprisingly hnest, and I was a littl ebit shocked by how the males in one of my classes described their ideal wmen. First of course they had their classic vision of chinese beauty: Slender, long hair, big eyes, small mouth, and a nose like mine. Shwing them to be the adolescents they are they of course added big tits.
All that wasn’t really so unbexpected, but then they started layin dwn stuff out of a feminsts worste nightmare, she had to be a good cook, she needed t be loyal, she needed t be obediant, she needed to be good at having children, she shouldn’t talk to much and she needed to be a virgin. Then when the girls were describin what they thought was their ideal man, one boy piped up to say that he didn’t think the girls were being honest, “girls all like strong man, because girls are weak, they like to be protected.”
I tried to work this into fodder for the girls t have a goo discussion, but all the girls could do was crwd around one electronic dictionary for about five minutes in order to come up with the word “vulgar.” While that is a rather accurate descritption, it wasn’t quite the lively discussion I had hoped for.
In thew end of course they asked me abut my ideal girl, I said I wanted someone pretty but specific looks weren’t all that important, I wanted an independant irl who didn’t depend on me for things, someone relaxed and funny. I ended it ising one of the surefire ways t get chinese people to laugh at me (along with using the phrase “mamahuhu”) I said I wanted my girlfriend to be a good kisser and gave the class to little air kisses.*
*any girls fitting the above description can send inquires to the email address on the side, cause baby you know I’m a fine catch just waiting to be snagged by your line**
**I apoloise for the pathetic come on, it won’t happen again.