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Oh shit I new There was something important to post about. And this definitily deserves it’s own post.
I have found the holy grail of crazy asian drinks. Stranger than brids nest tea, lacking the chewyness of orange drink with sacs, even more crazy than grass jelly, and having a more bizare flavor than winter melon tea (which tastes like drinking movie theater butter)… It is the infamous POKARI SWEAT.
Now me and my friend, aaron, (one time he injected himself with homemade cortison, it was awesome), are fairly well versed in the world of Carzy asian Drinks. At least as well as the guys at this Site, and we actually like some of the stuff we drink unlike those bitches. But we have long been searching for the elusive sweat of the Pokari.
As luck would have it I had to travel to the far reaches of the country in order to find and asian food store that carried it. My gradparents knew that I had been to China, so of course they assumed I’d love to go to an asian food market. they assured me that it had “everything chinese in it.”
Being the indulgent grandson that I am, I followed them into the store and stared at the usual assortment of instant noodles, dried seefood and tacky chinese statutes that usaully come with asian grocery stores.
Then I walked past the drink container and a Can with a plain blue and white label caught my eyes. I must have been unconciously waiting for it, because the words “Pokari Sweat” rang through my head.
I quicky grabbed several cans and made my grandpa bye them for me.
I’m waiting for when I meet up with aaron to try it out so I can’t tell you how it tastes, but i will tell you this littel tidbit
Pokari sweat Sodium (mg) 4800
Coke Sodium (mg) 42