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One of the questions I alwas get asked in China (after they ask me all the retarded stock questions, (do you like chinese food? do you like China? Do you have a girlfriend?), is “What was your major?” I usually tell them psychology, because neuroscience is to hard to explain (anybody know the chinese word for neuroscience?). Usaully they are very impressed, and ask me if I know what they are thinking. I always tell them that “You are thinking that you don’t believe I can erad your mind” (I’m awfully clever).
The problem is that after this, they think I’m this completly sensative guy who has all the answers to their delicate little problems. (those of you who know me will know how ridiculous this is). One of the questions I keep gettinf is about this guy in one of my classes. I guess he is sort of an insomniac who can’t get to sleep because he is always thinking about school. So his friends always come up to me and ask me what he should do. I usually mumble something about
‘relaxing” and “getting invloved in other activites,” basically I’m useless.
Yesterday this dude said he was depressed and what cold I say? I would be depressed to if my spring break had been cancled and i wasn’t allowed to leave my school campus. Then he told me that He liked a girl. But she was rich and he was poor, he was shy blah balsh blah.
But then I had a solution, to cure his depression he should just get a girlfriend. So simple.
Damn this post was really boring. Sorry.