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I should tell y’all what I did last thursday, it was pretty crazy. I was in a fuck SARS kinda mood and after my evening class I ran into this german dude I know. If I describle him, y’all will think he is just dirty and disgusting but I like hanging with him. He is a 55 yeah mechanic, who has been sent al over the world fixing furnaces sold by his company in Germany. He is always telling stories about how the nightlife and prostitues (these are kinda the same in his mind) are in different areas of the world, (best: Brazil, I coulda told you that, worst Algeria/morocco, once he was working in Algeria and went to the beach. he accidently crossed the border into Morroco and got put in Jail for two weeks because they said he was a spy).
So we went out to one of the smaller bars in town because all the big ones are closed. While he bought the beers he told me to go look for a table that had a good view of the girls. Then we sat down and he started flirting with some of the girls sitting near us. (”ni hao, ni hao” “Gan bei Gan bei).
Then one of the dudes from the table with the girls came over. I thought he was gonna get made but instead he just told us to come over and sit down (”Allright, chinese free beer machine!). We sat down and this dude from Guangdong, (he has been in XingXinag for a few years) was trying to talk to me. He was really drunk and I could understand maybe 1 out of every 7 words. So I just kept saying “keyi, keyi” ok ok. This wasn’t my best decision.
Then it was time to go, and the dude wanted to take me somewhere. Being in a “Fuck SARS” kinda mood I thought why not. He then tried to get me to go on the back of his moped. He was could barely walk, so I said I should drive. It was pretty fun cruising around the streets on the moped. IT’s good thing they were basically empty.
Then he took me to a pool hall and had for some reason he thought I wanted to play snooker. One to many “keyi’s” I guess. So we started playing even though i only know that the first person to win is the person who sicks all the red balls. I got lucky and sunk my first three shots. He must have thought I was good. Because he then asked somebody else to come over and play. Tis guy wasn’t that good, but I suck. He easily beat me. I don’t think I sunk another ball. The guangdong dude who brought me there seemed really disapointed. He then started talking about “er bei kuai” 200 hundred rmb. I think that dumbass bet 200 hundred kuai on the game we were palying. Before we left, he had a really long conmverstation with this short due in a suit and a buzz cut. He wasn’t the kinda dude I would mess with.
Then we left again, and I thought we were going home. I was gonna drop him and the bike off and go home. But instead he took me to one of the nicer buildings in town. I thought we were gonna go up and see one of his friends. So we go up to the seventh floor of this building. And it’s like a nice hotel. But then we walk past this room and there are all these girls sitting in it. It’s a brothel. At this point I made a note to myself not to say “keyi” to random chinese dudes when they ask you something and you don’t understand. But I was there, so I figuered I might as well have a look inside.
It was a really nice brothel. Compters with fast internet in the rooms. Two TVS with hong kong TV. High class. Then the dude makes a call and up come the whores…
I’m not even gonna tell y’all what happened next, cause it’s all fucked up. I’ll just let you know that I got out of there before the fun started, so don’t worry about me compromising my high moral standards.