Archive for February, 2003

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Friday, February 28th, 2003

Intersting qoute from pedantry, (ok I’m a blog nerd, I’ll admit it).

Zvi Bar’el’s article leads us to think the Arab states will make a clear statement in favour of the French/German/Russian/Chinese position in the next few days. This would represent a huge shift in power in the middle east, with Arab states rejecting Washington in favour of Paris and Berlin. This begins to cut to the heart of matters: oil and Israel. The EU is a far larger consummer of middle eastern oil that the US, and it would be terribly damaging for America if oil was priced in Euros, as well as more or less guaranteeing the Euro as the global reserve currency. It would also sideline the US in the Israeli conflict. If America can no longer deliver compliance in the Arab world, but the EU can, Israel will have lost a major battle on the international scene.”

I’m strange politically in that I’m fairly liberal but have a streak of antieuropeanism in me, so I never gave europe’s opposition to the war much credit. But I never thought about this. It’d be crazyif the world started using the Euro instead of the dollar, though porably not that good for europe because it would make the euro to high. Politically it would be a huge blow to the US.

I still think we are gurennteed to see a war. It’s bush’s only way out. If he dosn’t fight the war, he waisted a hell of a lot of money on a military build up and all his tough talk is for nothing. Though it could be in Bush’s favor to wait till next year to start, becasue then for the election he would still be riding the high poll numbers the war will surely bring. But if he starts the war soon and it goes well, which is likley enough. Ten what are his critiques gonna say? He will be able to point at the results and say,see war was the best option. If he sits on his ass, his postion just gets weaker and weaker.

I think the one man people have underestimated here is Saddam. He’s played everbody brilliantly, tiptoeing the line between letting the inspectors have just enough information and keeping up the right amount of blockage has caused a rift in world politics that puts him in the best possible position. I hope we don’t go to war with this guy, he is still way to smart and he’s playing for keeps this time.

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Friday, February 28th, 2003

I figure that if my boss can find my webpage my parents probably can to (Maybe they all ready did but are to embarresed to say anything, Hi mom and dad!). So I put up the little disclaimer. I also changed my title to Xin Xiang coitus teacher, I feel it’s a little more refined. I’m a little reluctant to change it cause 1/3 of the hits I get are for porn searches contianing the word’s “Sex teacher…

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Thursday, February 27th, 2003

Had to run ins with chinese authority today, one fairly amusing, the other a pain in the ass. I went to my bosses office cause they changed the lock on the side gate without telling me, meaning I was late for my first class this week. I go there and everything is allright, but then he says.

“Do you have a website?”

“Fuck,” I think to myself, but then I realsise that the site is blocked and he can’t read all my posts bitching about him. thank god for censorship. So I jsut play dumb and ask him “waht site?”

“I found it yesterday, it’s called sex teacher” he says

Fuck I think again. How the hell did he find. He then types goes to google and types “teaching in China” and does a search. I guess he did that search and found my blog yesterday, but he can’t find it today. Maybe he actually found it some other way, I don;t know. At first I’m kinda scared, what kind of perverted creep I must be coming off as. Then I realie that the situatin is hilarious. What’s he gonna do fire me? Hell no. I say that it was just a joke and he gives me that fake chinese laugh and tells me that teachers shouldn’t joke around about sex. Maybe i should be concerned, but the more I think about it the funnier I think it is. I wonder if I’ll get reputation at the school for being a total pervert. I should change the title to “Xin Xiang goat fucking baby eating teacher” and see if he says anything else.

My other run with authority was at the private english school I teach. I have decided I’m only gonna teach one class there cause I like the students and get free beer, but otherwise, I’m getting shafted on the pay so why teach more? The boss there calls me the other day and says she wants to “talk” about class on the weekend. Since I’m a passive midwesterner, i didn;t have the heart to tell her that I didn;t want to teach. Anyways it pisses me off how she is always calling me up and telling me when I am going to teach and she never asks me if I want to.

Tonight I come up with some bullshit excuse about how I’ll think it over, because she has some chinese teachers there to and I don’t want her to lose face, or some bullshit, if I just tell her directly that I’m not getting enough money and I’m not gonna teach. But she still trys to lay a guilt trip on me, tellinne me that it’s just 2 hours and then she gets the chinese teachers to say, you will love our children they are so lovely. Why don’t you just try it out. Like I’m here for fucking charity, (well on my pay i actually am), but this bullshit is pissing me off.

I’m not sure if all business is done in China like this or if there is a major cultural difference, but you don;t generally have these experiances in the states. I think one of the main reasons is that in america, there is generally a strict understanding of what work you will do and how you will be paid. In china the economy is more informal, so there is more room for bullshit. Being a foriegner also makes us easy marks. I’m sure mexican immigrints to the US get screwed over all the time and have a poor image of American business practices.

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Wednesday, February 26th, 2003

Haloscan seems to be scketvy latly, so I’m not sure what’s going on with the comments… not like anyone comments here anyway.

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Wednesday, February 26th, 2003

This is a fairly amusing, (and bitter) break down of love in china. Parts of it are probably accurate, but when you think of the types of girls this guy has been around it makes you wonder…

The one thing I would question is the oft asserted statement that “Usually these girlfriends are considered not too attractive by Chinese men so they don’t really have a choice…as foreign guys are seen as foolish and naive they think “this is my chance!” Sure you see, ugly girls with foriegn guys, but usually these guys are over 40 years old and couldn’t get shit back home. Plus the chinese men I’ve known havn’t been to picky about what girls they find attractive. With Chinese women majority, they have to settle for what they can get.

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Tuesday, February 25th, 2003

After my travels this winter break, I have decided I need to get a new job next year. other cites in China are just a lot more fun than Xin Xiang. The novelty is starting to wear off and I realise that it’s just a dirty little city in the middle of Henan. Not that I regret coming here, it’s been a good experiance, just time to move on. I also realised that pretty much everywhere you go, you gonna get a “real” chinese experiance, even Shang Hai was much less westernised than I thought it would be. My school has also giving me no end of troubles, fomr a contract descrepency between the contract I saw in america and the one I signed in china (note to self, get better at reading contrarcts), to them stealing my money from my private lessons, to them giving me class at fucking 8:00 on Saturday morning, it’s time to go.

So the question is where to go. ShangHai shines the brightest, with the promise of being able to tell my awed grand children stories about up and coming ShangHai in the ’00’s (how do you say that out loud? double O, ‘aught’s?), My visit to john made hangzhou another attractive baubel, life’s a little slower there, the women were cute, and there is a strong chinese blog presence in the area. Then there is Beijing, which seemed to me slightly more cultured, if not more cosmopolitan, than Shanghai. Then there are places I havn;t even visited, Dalian and Qingdao with their promises of crystal clear water and beer, I’ve heard good things about xiamen, but I can’t find it on a map, and hey it’d be cool to work in Yunnan.

So, to start looking for a job I headed over to daves esl cafe to check out the job postings, some useful stuff, but I havn’t made my mind up about anything. Then I go over to the bulliten board and I have two things to say. Most people there are whinny bitches.

One common comment: “China isn’t cheap” What the fuck are they talking about? Even if I lived in shanghai and went out every night there is no way I would be paying as much as would in the states. If anyone tells you china isn’t cheap he is a whining pussy who wouldn’t be happy if we was bill gate’s trophy wife and shouldn’t have come to china if he dosn’t like eating Chinese food.

Second common comment: “Don’t be satisfied for anything under 5000 rmb and even if you get that you are still getting screwed” Well if getting screwed is getting 5000 a month, then my current salary situation can only be described by what happens in certain japanese underground animated porn. Is this true? Is it easy to find 5000 kaui jobs with housing, 14 hours of teaching and airfare? i hope so that’d be good enough for me. I’d rather have less hours, a low salary and a good living condition.

Why not use my china blog gaunxi, any of you out there have any suggestions for me? I’m open to anything, I don’t got to teach, though I don’t want to work 9-5. II’m also looking for something to do this summer, anybody know anygood summer prgrams? Any help id greatly appreciated.

update I’ve been reading more of the china jobs thread at eslcafe and there are all these horror stories, is this common or are these people just the slightly insane anal retentive types who seem to be the ajority on most message borads on the internet? it’s getting me down on teachin gin china in general…

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Monday, February 24th, 2003

Last night I went over to this girls house. Sometimes this girl is really annoying, but over the break she let let me borrow some VCDs and I kept them for 30 extra days and she had to pay the fine. So I though tI would make it up to her by having her mom cook me dinner. The dinner kinda sucked, but it was free so why am I complaining. Her brother was there to on break from Ningbo (sp?). For a lame chinese dude he was pretty interesting. One thing about chinese people, espiecially students, is that they love bullshit slogans like the ones you see on the walls of guidance counselour offices. This was very apparent at the english contest I judged, where all the speeches were about working hard. It was actaully kind of funny, they all presented these trivial dichotomies “some people say that hard work is the most important thing in life, However I believe love and loyalty are more important” Someone must of taught them to start that way.

Dealing with this bullshit is one of the most annoying things about chinese english speakers. I once went to an english corner where the topic was something like, “the delusional world, Is a disconnect from reality shaking the grounds of our world?” except hte words were more obscure and the grammer was worse, it was a talk about people spending to much time playing video games.

So back to this girls brother. After exchanging some small talk he says “do you mind if I ask you a question?” What I supposed to say yes? So then he asks me what is the meaning of life? I could have got all philosophical on him and told him that I thought the question was meaningless, but I gave my standard respoonse (becasue I’ve been asked this question before in english corners) “it’s different for everybody.” Then he gives me his answer “love.” Aww how nice I think, what a cliched load of shit.

But later in the night we are watching movie about White snake and her man. Which is like the chinese version of romeo and juliet, except for juliet is a snake. In talking about the implications of the movie, he expands on his theory of “love.” It turns out that he is rather buddha like about the whole thing. He says that even though nobody loves him, he has no wife, he loves everybofy. Therefore he never has a sad day and he is never tried. He did seem rather serene and self confident, and I grew to like better the more I got to know him.

It also got me thinking avout the implications of religion on Chinese society. In america the cultural edifice of christianity is ever present, but I don’t really know what the direct impact of buddhism and taoism are on China. In fact in the story about White snake. Religion is plays an ambigous role in the film. In the end it is a fight betwwen a buddhist monk and white snake that cause the tragedy to occur. I read someting once about how zen buddism and japanese militarism led to the fanatacism and suicide tactics of the japenese in WWII, but I’m not sure if anyone has said anything about buddism and chinese communism.

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Sunday, February 23rd, 2003

This editorial is pretty spot on if if it’s a little old. lately the censorship in china has gotten much more sophisticated. Some sites, such as blogspot sites you can acces via a proxy server, but other sites like the New York Times, aren’t accessible at all. When you try to acces them through a proxy, it blocks all sites that go through that proxy for a while. Remeber that most of this blocking is done using american designed software and hardware. I’m tempted to write a soliqouy on the stagnation of culture in china and how it’s directly related to goverment bullshit, but hey I gotsa to study.

Blocked sites will return, but with limited access
Benjamin Edelman

This column was published in the January 26, 2003 op-ed page of the South China Morning Post. See the column as printed (PDF).

Beginning January 10, Internet users in China began reporting that they could no longer access the popular web site Blogspot.com. Blogspot’s personal web sites, or “blogs,” are as notable for what they are as for what they aren’t: Blogspot features an eclectic mix of user’ journals, interspersed with off-beat links from around the web. Only a handful of Blogspot’s million-odd sites offer content likely to raise a censor’s ire, so when China blocked Blogspot - in its entirety and without warning or explanation - Internet users were bewildered.

For my part, I wasn’t surprised to learn of Blogspot’s problem. With Professor Jonathan Zittrain at the Harvard Law School, I have spent much of the last year tracking tens of thousands of sites blocked by China. Our work has shown that Chinese filtering bars access to a wide spectrum of sites - blocking controversial sites that openly criticize government policies, but also blocking sites that to us seem unobjectionable. We have found blocking of research universities, health guides, and even tourist brochures. While some blocks come and go, others remain in effect for months or longer. Often, those who run affected sites are unaware they are being blocked, as network operators in China are not obliged to tell them, and Chinese users lack an effective means of reporting the problem. Given this reality, I feared Blogspot would be blocked silently and permanently, like many thousands of sites before it.

Blocked in China, Blogspot’s staff took action. Blogspot encouraged its many users to describe the situation on their blogs, and an online uproar resulted. International media covered the story, running headlines like “China Blocks Bloggers Worldwide” here and elsewhere. Online discussion rivaled the furor of the ten days in September 2002 when China blocked Google. Since access to Google had eventually been restored, onlookers speculated that China might relent and restore Blogspot. As it turned out, Blogspot acted first, moving its servers to a new Internet address - and, as of press time, China hasn’t taken steps to block the new address.

So, after roughly a week of blockage, Blogspot content again became accessible - most of it, at least. But some user sites remain unreachable in China. Among Blogspot sites still blocked is one called Dynaweb, operated by an American company called Dynamic Internet Technology that helps Chinese users bypass filtering. Dynaweb’s Blogspot site provides the addresses of computers worldwide which can help circumvent China’s filtering efforts. To bar users’ access to this information, China continues to silently block the Dynaweb site, thereby making retrieval of the necessary instructions impossible. And among Blogspot’s million other user sites, many others may be blocked too - perhaps including Blogspot’s most controversial political sites. When and if site operators learn they are blocked, will anyone hear their calls for assistance? Or will the world continue business as usual, content that the bulk of Blogspot is again accessible?

The blocking of Dynaweb, but not the rest of Blogspot, reflects China’s relatively recent implementation of filtering systems that more specifically target the content to be blocked. Years ago, China’s filtering could operate only at the level of a server’s IP address. Under that system, whenever Chinese censors objected to content on a given web page, they had to block all the content on that page’s server, even if the server hosted thousands or millions of other pages. But China’s filtering toolkit now includes new abilities: China can block pages that contain controversial keywords, or searches that use those keywords.

These new filtering abilities alter the balance between Chinese censors and users. China’s traditional filtering methods were bound to provoke outrage since they led to over-blocking of popular web sites. But China’s more focused blocking may not elicit indignation or even notice. “China blocks 100 dissident web sites” is a far less incendiary headline than “China blocks one million blogs.”

My concern here is more than speculative, for China’s recent treatment of Google perfectly demonstrates the danger of focused blocking. When China restored access to Google after ten days of complete blocking in September, the new Google differed from the old. As accessed from China, the new Google lacks the ability to search controversial terms like the names of Chinese political leaders. Searches using such terms yield no results - and sometimes also cause a “timeout” of up to thirty minutes when the user’s Internet connection ceases to function. Notwithstanding this problem (and others), international headlines trumpeted “Google restored to China,” and there is no sign that Google, or anyone else, cares to pursue the issue any further. It seems that Google, a business that seeks access to the Chinese market, considers “mostly not blocked” to be good enough. But for Chinese users seeking impartial information about their political leaders, the new Google borders on useless.

As the battle continues between user and censor, I believe the censor has the better of it. In the short run, China’s filtering remains error-prone and imprecise, so analysts have plenty to criticize. But in the long run, those who seek to censor online content hold the most important cards: Not only can they secretly monitor users’ behavior, they can search for circumvention systems and implement filtering that daily becomes more sophisticated, threatening, and punitive. The return of Blogspot may therefore be a victory only in the most immediate sense.

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Sunday, February 23rd, 2003

Damn the bed in my room is way to comfortable, no way I needed that 4 hour nap, this afternoon, back to the tough job of being an english teacher in china.

Today is the last day of my break, I gotta start class again tommorow. It’s gonna be a pain to have to wake up before 8 consistently. But my break was prett good. First I went to Beijing, where I studied some chinese and found some cheap bars. I don’t understand why in our town there is no place to buy beer for less than 15 kuai, but in beijing I found a place that had a deal for 30 for all the beer you can drink. I geuss it’s cause all the working class people here just drink gallons of Baijiu, beer is like Soda to them. Maybe this is one of the reasons everyone thinks Henan is a hell hole. Everywhere I went when I told chinese people I came from henan (”thats HENAN, not Hunan, damn my chinese needs work), they told me something bad about the place.

Frist when I was in Beijing, the girl who was showing me around told me that she would never go to Henan because it was to dangerous. I asked her why she thought so and she said becasue it was full of diesease. A couple years ago there was a outbreak of AIDS in the blood supply here. Then I went down to Shnghai and most people didn’t know where Henan was, but those that did always wanted to know why I was working there. The worst was when I went to Hangzhou to visit John of sinosplice fame, (John’s fold out coach is very nice, I give it ***1/2). Since john can speak Chinese like Dashan, I got to know the true feelings of more people towards Henan. These ranged from “it is a den of theives” to “you ar very unlucky to have to work there.” I don’t think it’s souch a bad place, it’s where chinese civilization was founded. But I think I will carry a bit of Henan pride with me whereever I go.

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Sunday, February 23rd, 2003

Sweet, More war!