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I havn’t been posting lately cause I havn’t done much. Just studyinh chinese, which uis cool, but not all that exciting. I also figured out how to connect the cable to the TV in my room and I have been on a major TV binge lately. I hardly ever watch chinese YV except for the occaisonal soccer or baketball game, but in my room I have international cable, so there is usually something intersting on. Some things that I learned watching TV the last couple days are that I like the new Justin Timberlake song (does that make me gay?) and that the monkey king is my favorite chinese language show.
the show I watched today started with the monkey king leading a Monkey army against this army of people from the sky. The monkey king starts going at it with the leader of the other side. The monkey king changes himself into a temple for some reason, so that was pretty cool. Then the monkey grows like eight extra limbs to do some serious ass kicking, but the peopel from the sky captured all the monkeys in the army and put them in a pagoda.
Then the show cuts to this temple in the sky with all these monks looking at this boiling cauldren. Inside is the monkey king, but he can fly so he just flys above the lava in the cauldren. Then he gets out of the cauldren and he looks at the main monk, and he can tell he is evil because he can see his skelaton. So then the Monkeyking kicks all the priests asses and flies out the temple.
But then this swastika comes out of no where and blocks him from flying away. then this big ass budda appears. The monkey king is gonna kick his ass and splits five different monkey kings, but how can you fight someone who has excaped the endless torment of the cycle of reincarnation? So budda captures the monkey king and imprisons him in a mountain, where only his head can stick out. Then some shit happens in the city in the sky, and we flash bak to the monkey king, who is kinda pissed off cause a flower is growing out of his nose.
The monkey king starts to contemplate his earliest days, when he started as a rock, and then hen he was born he was this big ass gorialla who walked around killing everbody. So the guys in the sky, sent someone to stop the monkey king (I think it was the pig because it was played by the same actor and he had the same rake for a weapon that the pig does). The pig beats the giant gorialla by cutting off his tail, but then the gorilla shrinks into a little baby monkey. The pig is gonna kill the monkey king but then some magic tricks comes down and tells him to spare the monkeys.
This post is getting to long, so I’ll try to wrap it up wuick. The baby monkey is found by a band of travelling monkeys and quickly becomes their leader. He gets bored with this and decides to visit some humans where he gets in trouble but is saved by a magic flying donkey. The conclusions I drew from this are that the monkey king is either a ninja, or jesus.