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Damn I’m a this internet cafe and they are charging me way to much for it. I should just look for a whole in the wall place like the chinese use, but I heard they cracked down on the internet cafes cause all these people died in fire, that and all the porn on the internet.
Beijing is nice. Lots of stories to tell mostly about how retarded I am.Since you read this site you probably already know that. I’m spending all my time with my parent’s friend’s chinse girlfriend’s friend’s family here in Beijing. When I came here I thought I was just going to go out and maybe see them for dinner. But when I got here i found out that they had my whole trip p[lanned. They even switched the hotel I was staying in without even asking and are now paying for everything. I feel kind of bad, but I think they would be offended if I rfused and as I told you in another post I realised how little money I am making here. I would be pissed off but they helped out so much when I was retarded and didn’t bring my residence card with me to beijing, so I like them.
Yesterday I was with my parent’s friend’s chinse girlfriend’s friend’s niece. She was a cool girl but I couldn’t really get a read on what kind of girl she was. For one thing she spoke english with an odd intonation so I could never tell if she was serious or not. At the end of the night we went out to the bars an I think that she wants top party. But then she tells me that my parent’s friend’s chinse girlfriend’s friend’s niece’s aunt, has said that I sould only stay out until 10:00. I’m like what the fuck thats ridiculous. She insists that she has to keep her word. Using my charms I am able to keep her out until about 11 but then she says wehas to go home. She takes me home I ask her up for a nightcap, which she declines (sigh).
Then I’ m still a little buzzed, so I decide to go back to the bar. So I go back to Sanlitun which is the big bar street. I see this little place called “Jazz cafe”, cool maybe I will hear some live music. I go in and there is no live music, just five chinese people sitting at the bar. I need to take a piss so I rush to the bathroom. I didn’t want to leave without buying something after using their facilities, so I sat down for an expensive heinekin. Then the barmaid calls me shaui, and it turns out that she is from XinXiang too.; So we have this connection. We start playing this drinking game with dice an I’m having a good time. Then it gets late and people start to leave. I start talking to this onglain chick, maybe 30, who speaks good english. I don’t think she was a prostitute because she wasn’t very good looking, but her actions that night would suggest otherwise. She says she knows a place with cheaper beer. I say sure I’ll go. We leave the bar and she starts telling me to watch out for the chinese because they are very tricky. And she grabs my arm and we walk t this other bar. True to her word, the bnar is pretty nice and they serve cheap beer. There are some black guys there and she says she dosn’t trust them either.
Then we leave there and go to another place. By now it’s like 2:30 and I have to get up early tommorow and go to the greatwall (the coolest thing I’ve seen in China). So we go to this club but they want us to pay cover, ever one is leaving so that seems like a stupid idea. then I say I am ghoing home and the bitch asks me for 100 qaui for the ride home! And she gets very angrey because I don’t want to take her back to my hotel room. i just jump in a cab and wave good bye. The cabbie looks at the girl, starts laughing and says something in chinese which I didn’t understand but I think transalates to stupid fat bitch.