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I found out one of the reasons why the chinese think I am nervous all the time. It’s because I am a sweaty bastard! They see me up there teaching class, beads of sweat on my brow, and they think, “no one in China sweats that much, he must be really nervous and shy”. But no, it’s just me and my overactive glands, it seems I sweat more in my sleep than a chinese person does in a year. I need to move to the serengeti where my extra sweating power will allow me to stand the midday heat and go out and scavenge for food while the lions are resting. On a related note, the chinese appear to have no body hair. It’s very cool for chinese men to have the top botons on their shirts undone, but none of them have body hair on their chests. I wonder if they will be scared if I show them my furry pecs. As for my musk, god only knows what they think of that. I just might be to much of a man for China.